Need to get a hold of us? Great! You have a 50/50 chance at the following outcomes:

  1. Josh will pounce on the message, consuming it into his text parser engines like how birds do that creepy thing with their neck when they’re eating. Then maybe forget about it when something shiny comes along.
  2. Mike will look at the message, and clear the notification immediately.

That said, we will try to get back to you in a timely fashion.